Friday, April 13, 2012
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
STRIPTEASE FAQ
Why choose me for a private sexy striptease opposed to a stripper agency or strip club??? I am a young, vibrant, witty, charming, charismatic, educated, not to mention SEXY, NON-PRO college girl looking to make extra cash to help with school. I am 100% real and have danced from time to time at local clubs in the area. I am a southern Louisiana native and true "coonass". Hiring me for a private striptease is MUCH CHEAPER and also more private than the loud and obnoxious strip club scene. (Not only do you have to pay for parking, cover, overpriced drinks, but also everyone who has their hand out wanting a tip)
Here are the terms and conditions for the private striptease:
1. What services do you provide for private striptease?
I provide striptease only/lapdances ONLY. Customers asking about other services will not be booked for an appointment. Customers who request more during our appointment may be asked to leave immediately & will be forfeit any fees paid. ***This is not a "read between the lines" type of service... it is striptease with an emphasis on the tease.***
2. Where do you provide striptease?
Within New Orleans, Baton Rouge, Lafayette areas, and everywheres in between!
3. How do I know that the person I'm booking with is really you?
I have references available upon request, and lots of pictures available!!
4. What are your rates? 30 mins. topless striptease/lapdance - $150
1 hour topless striptease/lapdance- $250
2 hour topless striptease/lapdance- $400
(Lap Dance: This is an up-close and intimate style striptease commonly found in most modern adult entertainment clubs. VIP/Champagne room)
5. What are your rules of etiquette?
Will meet and greet, collect payment, and proceed to private area alone so I can get dressed. When dressed, will return back to your presence where I will make a phone call to my roomate stating that we will begin in the next few minutes and it will be "x" amount of time and will call them within 10 minutes of the time of completion. (Do this for my safety!!)
****I do not accept checks, money orders, etc. I'm also required by law to verify that all clients are over the age of 18. Do not make me ask for the fee or your ID. Have it ready for me when you get to the door. I like to get it out of the way so we can get to the entertainment.
*** Know the laws, and behave. The following are legal violations:
To engage in or take part in any specified sexual activities, when performing as a stripper or exotic dancer. S
pecified sexual activities shall mean any of the following: 1) genitals in a state of sexual stimulation or arousal; 2) acts of masturbation, sexual intercourse, or oral or anal sex; or 3) fondling or other erotic touching of genitals, pubic region, buttocks, or female breast.
In other words: do not touch my chest, bottom, private regions and no masturbation during an appointment. Clients who do not behave will forfeit any fees paid and the appointment will immediately end.
d. No kissing or licking.
e. Do not be under the influence of drugs or excessive alcohol.
f. If you smoke, please be considerate by doing so outside or near an open window.
g. No cameras, cell phone catures or video recording devices etc.
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PRICES
WE REQUIRE A 2 HOUR MINIMUM APPOINTMENT AND WILL TRAVEL JUST ABOUT ANYWHERES IN SOUTH LOUISIANA FROM NEW ORLEANS, HOUMA, COVINGTON, BATON ROUGE, LAFAYETTE, LAKE CHARLES AND EVERYWHERES IN BETWEEN.
TOPLESS MAID: (2 HOURS)- $120
NUDE MAID: (2 HOURS)- $150
PRICES FOR PRIVATE STRIPTEASE/LAPDANCE ARE AS FOLLOWS:
30 MINUTE TOPLESS: $150
1 HOUR TOPLESS: $275
30 MINUTES NUDE: $200
1 HOUR NUDE: $ 350
Posted by Sexy Topless/Nude Frenchmaid at 11:45 PM 0 comments
Monday, October 4, 2010
TOPLESS/NUDE MAID SERVICE
Posted by Sexy Topless/Nude Frenchmaid at 9:39 PM 0 comments